Avoid long sentences and let’s go straight to the subject! On our keyboard we can find 3,304 emojis and your going to tell me that there are no chicken nuggets! It’s a shame! A shame, I tell you! Do you wanna hear the worst? There are emojis of fries, but none of nuggets?!? Why are we favoriting fries over nuggets! I am disappointed, shocked and sad about the condition of my keyboard! What can I do when I want to offer my crush to eat nuggets without a nugget’s emoji? Will I be single all my life? I am if my nuggets aren’t there! Help me please!

Sincerely,

A girl without a chicken nugget’s emoji!