To get my friend to dance shirtless

To get my friend to dance shirtless

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Nick Maynard started this petition to anyone with a heart

There’s this video of a fat kid dancing with no shirt on, it’s pretty funny. Jack Wallace needs to recreate this video for the better of humanity. He is incredulous to the fact that him making this video will solve virtually every issue facing the human race.

This is what the dance will fix: Income inequality, starvation, rape, homicide, poverty, homelessness, political corruption, war, genocide, and many more. 

If you call yourself a humanitarian, you will sign this petition. 

Sincerely, Nick. 

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