Help free the Pitcairn Islands from their British colonial oppressors.

Help free the Pitcairn Islands from their British colonial oppressors.

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Lorenzo Caldeira started this petition to Anyone willing to move to the Pitcairn Islands in the Southern Pacific.

The Pitcairn Islands are an isolated British protectorate in the Southern Pacific Ocean. Their population is only 50 people. Such a low populous is far to small to maintain the islands and so they have to rely on their colonial oppressor and subjugators, Britain.

We need to gather 100-150 brave and loyal people to migrate here. That way we can forge an independence movement and help the natives. The tea chugging bastards will never give independence to a 50 people army but a 200 people army, maybe.

We gain independence and beging construction on various tourism attractions so as to grow the economy. We get our funding from all the combined life savings of the 200 citizens.

We then build more infrastructure such as mass land reclamation projects to build a capital. A large airport which we will name LEDC INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.

It will bring in many tourists easier to the islands and grow the economy more.

We then launch an invasion of the Chinese mainland to remove the evil CCP from power and free the north Koreans so the world will end up much better in the end
 
I know it's a slightly ambitious project but together, we can do anything. 

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