add bird hugging to the Olympics to prove that they ARE REAL

add bird hugging to the Olympics to prove that they ARE REAL

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Ambrose Yates started this petition to anyone who likes th olympics

Many people, poor fools in particular, have a conspiracy against bird's existence. By adding bird hugging to the Olympics, birds get free hugs, and are proven to exist. Please sign to end stupidity.

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