Get Cameron a time machine

Get Cameron a time machine

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I, Cameron, have gone far too long without obtaining a working time machine. I am once again asking for your financial support. This country has been divided for far too long without a clear end in sight, including a dreadful new disease that threatens to change life as we know it. We are also threatened by an uncertain future of climate change, scarce resources, and white women who constantly be trippin. Forget giving the world a Snickers, It's time to do something drastic. By giving Cameron a time machine, we will not only have saved, but improved mankind and its future. When I get my time machine, the first change I will make is small, but necessary. I will completely eradicate the presence of white women and improving the economy through getting rid of senseless shopping, nagging, and their ability to be trippin. Next, I will nuke the entire continent of Africa, and become president of the world. This next feat will be my greatest achievement. I will travel to the exact date of the creation of life, and replace it with my own DNA. Therefore, if everything will be me, there will be no disputes, and we will all live in a utopia. However, none of these wonderful things can happen if I do not get the time machine that I require. So I say for the sake of humanity, get Cameron a time machine!

Better You, Better Tomorrow.

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