Hello fellow Americans,
I am a recent Ohio immigrant from the beautiful state of Colorado and I came here with a fairly rough idea of what I was getting myself into. However, upon existing in this state for as long as I have my deepest fears have been affirmed this land is inhospitable. Life has no business residing here, leave this land for the corn, livestock, and remaining crops. But free the people from these god forsaken lands. There is exactly nothing worth keeping from this state, Buckeyes are celebrated as some mystical acorn and yet all they do is fall from trees and hit people in the head when they least expect them to, how this is fun I have absolutely no idea, not a singular thought. The poor folks that have been banished to exist on these lands have even convinced themselves that they enjoy it. What in gods name is there to enjoy here? Nothing, nothing is the answer to this question. No one comes to Ohio with the intention of staying, the first time that I stepped land on these lands I should have known myself it was time to go. However, I made the fatal mistake of believing I could make this land my home, but I am in fact not capable of this. I wish to save the people of the futures from such tragedies, please make sure they do not suffer as I have.
A Regretful Ohio Resident