Strip Jedward of his UBRFC presidency
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Our 'president' Jedward appeared to outshine his predecessor Jolley throughout the summer. His efforts in achieving gold status and securing nice stash were encouraging. Unfortunately, he has now swapped his megalad rugby stash for slutty netball jumpers. His mere association with netball alone should be enough for your signature but, as a president ironically should do, he has gone the extra mile:
- Going to netball socials on a Wednesday night instead of drinking delacious snakebite with the boys.
- Singing outrageous songs such as "I wanna be a netball player" and "netball is on fire, your defence is terrified".
- Wearing countless UBNC stash both on nights out and on girly nights in.
- Having a fresher player profile on the UBNC netball page.
As the majority of Americans will now say about Trump, this man is not the President of the People. Jedward's similarity with Mr. Trump does not stop here either, stretching further to a like for like body shape.
Sign to oust Jedward, and reinstate Andy Carmichael.
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