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I'm trying to see how many people will sign a petition for nothing. This is not a trick or a joke. If you sign this petition, nothing will happen. If you don't, nothing will happen. All that will or won't change is the number of signatures. Will you sign??? Won't you??? The suspense is killing me! Why are you still reading? It's not a hard decision. I thought I made it pretty clear. There is nothing here for you. Make a decision and move on. Or not. It's awfully funny you are willing to spend time from your short life to read this garbage. There was no reward, you know. No big joke, no shout-out, nothing. That's all this is. Nothing. Just nothing. Nothing but nothing. A void of text empty of substance. I say things, but really say nothing at all. You know this already. Everything I'm saying you already know. You read the first sentence. You know there's nothing here for you and you read on anyway. Is this fun for you? Reading grey, empty text on a little box that lights up? Is this really what you want to do with your life? You could be learning, playing, talking...but you do this? I don't understand the appeal. Over a thousand characters going in and out of your head, none of them meaning a thing. Anyways, this is the end. I hope it was worth it. You gained nothing but disappointment, and lost precious time. I hope you have a nice day, all be it shorter from you wasting your time reading this.  

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