Move Thomas to Alaska

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This guy is driving me insane and is consantly annoying me. I don’t want to hurt him but I want him out of my life. The easiest solution would be to sign to petition to kindly encourage him to take a long flight to Alaska. He is a great influencer and is awesome at quickly ignoring people’s feelings and surrounding himself with huge groups of friends so I do not think that he would be sad in Alaska. 

Anyone can sign this petition. Thanks for your help.