Get Ashton an iPhone
Get Ashton an iPhone
Android bad lol
Get him an iPhone
Have you ever thought to yourself, hmm I wonder why my son really wants that iPhone instead of his (insert crap emoji here) phone that he is thankful for? Ya neither have my parents. So why is iPhone better then android? There is game pigeon which allows you to ask girls for their numbers to play 8 ball and become good friends. Next, you have so much more storage and fun and exclusive apps. Plus, it’s more compact with a better camera and screen quality. Why are these important? Let’s find out!
First of all, do you like games? Ya me too and unless something is wrong with you, you don’t. Well with an iPhone there is a app or attachment to your texts which allows you to play so many different games with your friends. Or you can girls numbers with this by asking for it so you can play game pigeon. I personally have seen my friends do this all the time. Game pigeon looks really fun and ask anyone who has it it’s worth it. 100% guaranteed they will say it is so fun and worth it.
Second, storage is so important. On Android most the time you get about 1 photo and your phone commits scooter ankle. (If you don’t understand scooter ankle you must be 40 or something years old) I can make so many non hateful and funny memes for people to make them laugh and make the world a better place with an iPhone and its storage capacity. All the memes I have made about iPhone I made on a iPhone and sent it to my (insert crap emoji here) android which I am thankful for but done with.
Third, the CAMERA!!! I find myself seeing weird things everyday and I so I attempt to take a picture of it so I can make a meme or show my friends. But, with this (insert another fricken crap emoji here) Android it looks like I made pixel art with 3 pixels. Also on the screen there are more pixels that make it so you can really get detailed memes. This allows for high quality and enjoyable memes. Yes I love memes and this Android is a meme itself lmao. (lmao stands for laughing my butt off , but you might be too old to understand)
Some might suggest “oh but with Android you can get a bigger screen and phone and it costs less” well sorry to break it to you but uh a big screen with a total of half a pixel Is not worth $130. Am I right? Of course I am.
In conclusion iPhone is way better then a (insert potato emoji here) android. There’s a reason most humans with a functioning mind (sorry dad but you also have an android) have a iPhone. The game pigeon allows to make and have fun with friends. The storage allows to make the world a better place. The camera and screen quality allows for funny and quality(top quality) memes. Yes it is expensive but we’re not talking about that I mean I also cleaned and organized the garage for basically no reason so far and it’s my birthday on Sunday. I would take care of this iPhone so much and would never let it go near the ground. I wouldn’t touch it if it didn’t have a case or screen protector and wouldn’t let anyone besides me or my parents touch this. Why am I referring to it as “this” or “it”? BECAUSE I WROTE THIS ON THE ACTUAL FRICKEN IPHONE AND IT IS CURRENTLY 3:19 PM and I was at 77% when I started and I’m now at 75%. I really want this phone and am willing to give up FLIPPIN CHRISTMAS AND MY BIRTHDAY! What psychopath would do that? Me one that wants this phone enough to make memes and a essay on it at 3AM on a Tuesday. I think I’m going crazy and I can’t sleep so I’m going to print this out. Goodbye.