Make me the Tea Queen

Make me the Tea Queen
Why this petition matters
Uhh like I actually need to be the Tea Queen because I drink tea like 24/7 and I also spill the tea. I am uhhh like a tea addict for both the drink and the juicy information.
My first point is that I have tried almost every single tea that I have access to. I love tea and can normally be found drinking it.
My second point is that I can spill the tea sis. Like I love hearing gossip and will only spread the not toxic ones so like... yeah
My third point is that I forget whatever you say to me ((as long as it isn't written down)). I am an excellent secrets keeper.
My forth point is that I am the Tea Addict and uhh yeah I'm really cute maybe idk if you find me cute but like... if you do thanks. :)
My final point is memes. As well as being found drinking tea, I can be found finding, sending and making memes
In conclusion, I am addicted to tea, enjoy spilling non-toxic tea, I'm a secret keeper type of person, I am really cute to some people and memes