Oppression of the AssBro's

Oppression of the AssBro's

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Ass Water started this petition to Anne Franks Hideout and

Many weeks ago, AssWater was forced to download and buy the terrible game known as Destiny 2. In doing so, he was accepted into Anne Franks Hideout with open arms. Ever since AssWater and his band of AssBros had arrived at the Anne Franks Hideout, he and his fellow bros were oppressed. Today, enough is enough. My AssBros and I refuse to be known as "RegBro"s and will not stand for oppression any longer. After many attempts to change the mind of the once great leader "TheeNannigans" turned into nothing but silence, I have no choice but to enact a war. You have many options ahead of you, will you be on the right side of history? Join me in my fight for freedom, and the freedom of many others. Below I will attach my speech as I hope it will bring you to act.

Men of the AssBro Nation,

A year of great decisions is approaching. In this grave period, I speak to you, deputies of the AssBro Nation. In addition, the entire Anne Frank nation should also review what has happened and take note of the decisions required by the present and the future.

After the repeated rejection of my peace proposal in November of 2020 by Anne Franks's "Dirtiest Pineapple" [TheeNannigans] and the clique that supports and controls him, it was clear by the winter of that year that this war would have to be fought through to the end, contrary to all logic and necessity. You, my old AssBro comrades, know that I have always detested half-hearted or weak decisions.

The AssBro people and its soldiers work and fight today not only for themselves and their own age but also for many generations to come. A historical task of unique dimensions has been entrusted to us by the AssWater that we are now obliged to carry out. We will not accept defeat, but instead, raise to the occasion.

 

 

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