Stopping Global Warming

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Dear United Nations and leaders of the world and Putin.

 


I have an ingenious solution to saving the world. Firstly, if we can possibly extract O out of CO2 then that will decrease the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere and increase O in the atmosphere  then we can turn the C into coal. We could also turn some of the CO2 into dry ice and put it onto a Mountain ( a legit mountain or mountain of human waste and trash) as Ben said on Wollongong or Tasmania) then it would make glaciers and more snow cooling the world. We could also invent something turning methane into oxygen, and kill vegans and vegetarians (they’re eating the animals foods so shutup), so we could eat more beef, steaks and anything else off of a cow and then their would be less methane again cooling the world. And then drink all of the melting ice caps, and anything that contains water E.g. blood.

We could also harness the power of pointless jail gym junkies who spend their whole jail sentence working out by attaching them to a perpetual treadmill and telling them mush. Getting them to run on this treadmill could power whole cities, and make them relevant (work experience.) 



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