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Petition to tell Andy Murray that he is an enormous mensch

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We, the undersigned, would like to inform Andy Murray that he is a huge mensch; a gent, a top bloke, an ornament to society; the best British tennis player in history; a fierce and effective campaigner for equality in tennis; and a general good egg. FURTHERMORE we would like to note that he is in possession of a dry wit, a bracing intolerance for slack thinking, and a killer selection of groundstrokes. FURTHERMORE when we shout 'Come on Tim!' we are doing it in a spirit of affection and do not mean to disparage either Mr Murray or Mr Henman. FURTHERMORE his wife, who is a person in her own right, is funny and clever as well as being very pretty. FURTHERMORE his presence in public life makes us want to slap our own heads while jumping up and down and hooting. FURTHERMORE he is a bright light in a dark period of our national life and we would like to respectfully acknowledge his considerable contribution to the gaiety of all the nations of the UK. 

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