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Petitioning Umphrey's McGee

Andy and Joel Should Debate. Then We Vote!

As you know, Americans really have only two choices in the upcoming presidential election: Joel Cummins or Andy Farag of Umphrey's McGee.

But how can we properly understand these two mysterious men without witnessing them engage in a formal debate? All we really know is that Andy likes BBQ and Joel is old. So the answer is clear: they must debate on the issues the American people care about most.

The debate between Joel and Andy should be live streamed and viewers allowed to submit important questions online. Following the debate, we'll vote for the candidates through the most trustworthy of voting platforms: the internet (Browning will figure it all out).

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Letter to
Umphrey's McGee
I just signed the following petition addressed to: Umphrey's McGee.

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Let us vote!

Americans really only have two choices in the upcoming presidential election: Joel Cummins or Andy Farag of Umphrey's McGee.

The debate between Joel and Andy should be live streamed and viewers allowed to submit important questions. Following the debate, we'll vote for the candidate.

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Sincerely,