Bring Ricky Martin trading cards to Australia!

Bring Ricky Martin trading cards to Australia!

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Vincent Burton started this petition to Amazon Australia and

On a regular online shopping binge, in the small hours of a righteous wednesday morning, I came across something delightful, something tantalizing and insatiably zesty, it set a fire within me too great to fan out with my delicate dainty hands.

It was the fucking Ricky Martin trading card game. Instantly I knew that I wanted it and that it would be mine.. Hungry for a buy I clicked the link, blissfully unaware of the horrors that awaited me on my blank loading screen(oh Ricky your hips)and completely unprepared (ricky's swinging hips) to grapple with the fundamental truths that govern our dark reality..

It seems that Evil casts it's voracious shadow over unsuspecting men and feeds on fresh despair in the weakened state of thorough disappointment. There is no sign of life down in the depths of this cold ocean of sorrow, where my aching heart lies. And all that can be heard is the slow mechanical thud of a damaged lonely vessel too heavy to float. I have never been one for superstition, black cats or Voodoo dolls, but I feel that I'm in the grip of a devastating force, both endless and incomprehensibly dark stretching far back past the beginning of time and space. An ancient horror, that lies beyond the event horizon of a black hole..

Amazon Australia must be held accountable for their negligence and cruelty to consumers. The damage has been done, however there is still time to reconcile by shipping Ricky Martin trading cards to Australian shores post haste. We can stop the tide of sorrow, mitigate the situation wherever possible and prevent any further damage done to Ricky Martin's loyal and loving Australian fan base. 

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