Make everybody required to wear a fedora or cowboy hat to school

Make everybody required to wear a fedora or cowboy hat to school

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Alexander Hsiao started this petition to Alpine School District

My reasoning is very simple. Take a look at the kid sitting next to you right now. Whoever they are, they're a loser. But then take the fedora that the teachers banned you from and put it on their head. Now look at them. That lose who was once sitting next to you is no longer a loser. That kid is a champion. 

Now, there's also chance that they just look like a loser in a fedora. If that's the case, steal the cowboy hat off the nearest cowboy. and put that on their head. Yeehaw thats sexy.

that is all

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