Alexander Bramhill has been deprived of Hamster ownership by his partner Clare Wootton for too long! The man is an exemplary member of society who deserves to experience one of life's most rewarding experiences. That of the god given right to Hamster ownership.

For years now Alex has been living under the tyranny of Clare's cruel and inhumane pet embargo, specifically targeting the small, cuddly, furballs of happiness and anything that bares resemblance. To which I ask the reader, for how longer are we willing to let this persist? How much longer can we turn a blind eye and still look at ourselves the same in the mirror? I believe it was Benjamin Franklin that said  "Justice will not be served, until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are". Call me crazy but I believe this is exactly the type of unjust situation Ben had in mind when he spoke those words.

I ask those reading this desperate plea for the liberation of Alex's oppression, to sign this petition and bring an end to the hamster-less regime of Wootton. Make a young boy's dream come true just in time for Christmas...