Pikachu is a sun ray of a burden.

Pee is just forbidden lemonade. 

 

What do they have in common?!
They're yellow!

 

We're all already emo so might as well remove all happy things guys

Big Bird is your creepy uncle as a winged animal

Pina coladas are only drank by men who leaves their wives for an affair in the tropics

mustard MUST go (haha get it ‘cause pun?)

 

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

 

blonde people only ever break your heart and leave you like a starbucks cup on the floor of a park

The sun—the sun is cancelled because only I am allowed to be hot.

Cheese is already vetoed because everyone’s lactose intolerant apparently �

 

WE MUST PREVAIL

 

Cheetahs are fast but sadly they don’t say kachow so no more

Tumeric says it’ll clear your acne but does it? DOES IT?!

IT DOES NOT.

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

NOT YELLOW

 

STOP THE NONSENSE.

BAN YELLOW OBJECTS TODAY.