Better than single combat: World Leader Olympics

Better than single combat: World Leader Olympics

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Sam Political started this petition to All World Leaders

Tired of endless political drivel monopolizing the airwaves, and amounting to nothing? Sick of having your house bombed by a foreign country? Fed up with sending children and relatives to fight never ending conflicts in other countries? We all are, admit it!

There’s a better way! World Leader Olympics is a concept developed by the Reddit community and would upend global conflict for eons to come. Instead of fighting needless wars, “negotiating” terms, or watching pundits talk about topics they’ll never actually influence we can see the worlds most well known political figureheads battle it out against each other in an Olympic style gauntlet of events!

Imagine Vladimir Putin head to head against Angela Merkel in the triple jump?! Or what about Donald Trump versus Queen Elizabeth in the curling finals?!?! The excitement is contagious.

Let’s make this happen. Our leaders say they are an embodiment of their people. Let them speak for us in ways they’ve never spoken for us before. Let them don their country’s colors in the tightest fitting spandex ever conceived and proudly defend their country’s honor on the field of battle. And to the victor, goes the spoils. 

Lets the games...begin!

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