Replace all CATC pastors, except Andrew Miller, with human mega man Jared Galema.

Replace all CATC pastors, except Andrew Miller, with human mega man Jared Galema.

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Mitch McGeath started this petition to All wise Christians and

The church has been run for too long on the remnants of a lost era. We a need a new, exciting, charismatic, sexy, wise, resilient, enigmatic, prudent, righteous, courageous, strong, thick, transparent, translucent, genteel, generous, humble, charitable, moderate administration run by freshman Jared Galema. His theology is on point and we need his leadership to further the church of God in all corners of the globe. The flat globe. 

Our church has failed to monopolize the Church of God denomination because we have not had a strong enough front runner in the church with the business sense to take over everyone. As Head Pastor, Pastor of Missions, Youth Pastor, Pastor of Community Relations, Pastor of Pastors, and Pastoral Pastor, Jared will assimilate the masses to God’s kingdom.

The new mission under Jared is best encapsulated by Matthew 9:37-38. He believes that we can increase God’s “plentiful harvest” seven-hundred-and-seventy-seven-fold if we increase the amount of laborers for Christ’s kingdom, and nobody has the energy to do it like this man. He is a man, a myth, a legend; a combination of Samson in strength, Solomon in wisdom, Job in obedience to suffering, Steven in boldness, Moses in leadership, and the third wise man in being a wise man. 

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