Styxhexenhammer666, Would You Please Put A Shirt On?

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Ryan Napier
Nov 28, 2020
I’m signing because it’s hard to to focus on his hot takes and political predictions if I’m turned on every time I look at the video.

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Ryan Napier
Nov 28, 2020
I’m signing because it’s hard to to focus on his hot takes and political predictions if I’m turned on every time I look at the video.

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Diana Death
3 years ago
I’m signing because holy shit, why not?

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Phil Schmitt
3 years ago
Signed. I would also share, but only if the petition offered stylistic options for how best to solve the issue. Styx in an argile sweater? StyxInLederhosen666? Omg, he’d probably wear the lederhosen without a shirt too.

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Styx Makes Me Horney
3 years ago
Styx makez me so Hornie. Quit hatin yo

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Roevw Ade
3 years ago
Ihf ole' styxners don't put no shirt on I'll haev 2 buy Viagra by fifty becux how hard he gitz me wen I watch vid

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Rachel Summers
3 years ago
He is not worthy of topless