Rename The Egg to “Big Dumb Oval”

Rename The Egg to “Big Dumb Oval”

Started
March 9, 2022
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All of Albany
Signatures: 5Next Goal: 10
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Started by Cheek Slammer

Let’s be honest with ourselves: The Egg in Albany looks nothing like an egg. The people who named this building “The Egg” clearly think that we, as a public, are incapable of thinking for ourselves, and believe that the oblong oval atrocity is what an egg looks like. It is an insult to intelligent, hard-working Americans, so we as a community must rise to the challenge, and rename The Egg to something more fitting: “Big Dumb Oval”. The Egg, is indeed, a big, stupid oval. The Egg stands for everything that big business does to undermine the hardworking public. Also the egg is big and dumb and smelly

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Signatures: 5Next Goal: 10
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