Banish the Beard!

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sib J
3 years ago
alex turner had the smoothest skin ever why'd he do that

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Taylor Collett
3 years ago
Alex has been spotted trying to regrow the beard. This must be stopped!

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Lera Nabatnikova
3 years ago
this is the funniest thing i've ever seen and i'm all for it. alex please

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G B
3 years ago
I'll stop making the eyes at you if you just get rid of that beard. . .

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kim chambers
3 years ago
Why, Alex, why?

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Julia Froehlich
3 years ago
His looks went from the ritz to the rubble.

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Mina Moreland
3 years ago
ahhhhhh

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Paul G
3 years ago
Can't blame him for trying, but this needs to stop.

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Jessica Tilley
3 years ago
HIS BEARD IS GREAT YALL ARE JUST MEAN

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Victoria O'Campo
3 years ago
finally, some good work being done 