Get Aileen to whip nae nae

Get Aileen to whip nae nae

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Hadia Pipipipicacacaca started this petition to aileen


Our friend Aileen refuses to whip nae nae, despite the unceasing and tremendous demand. As most people know, the hit song “Watch me” by Silento features the groundbreaking dance move, known as the “whip and nae nae”. Around the world it has been known to cure various diseases, lower mortality rates and end poverty. Aileen, a powerful whip nae-nae-er, is refusing to use her power for the good of the world and insists on selfishly keeping it to herself.

When did the story begin? One week in, we let the story begin, we’re going out on our first date. You and me are thrifty so we go all you can eat, you fill up a bag and I fill up a plate. We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour and how your family is doing okay, leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat, tell the driver to make the radio play.

How many lives are at stake? We are afraid that Aileen refusing to whip nae nae and will heavily impact the mental health of many all around the world. There have already been heavy impacts of Aileen not doing it, such as famine, global warming and war in some countries. Obviously Aileen isn’t the sole cause of these problems, but the fact that she’s doing NOTHING to help is a problem.

How can we help? Sign the petition and get Aileen to whip nae nae! 

“I’ve been going to sleep crying every night because Aileen won’t whip nae nae. Every day I beg her to do it but she just won’t. I’m seriously at my limit, I don’t know how much longer I can go on like this.”

- anonymous 

“I’m sure this is the cure to my long term cancer. Please, I’m begging you to whip nae nae.”

- Sadie Smith

“Sandwich and $35 please.”

- Ronnie Williams Jr

“If I can prance around in a bunny suit in public, then it should be no problem for Aileen to whip and nae nae.”

- Mai Sakurajima 

“I believe that she has the power to do something good for us, and save all of humanity from disaster. #WhipNaeNaeAileen2021”

- Greta Thunberg


This petition was made by Hadia, a whip nae nae activist who has been strongly advocating for whips and nae naes since the beginning of time. If you would like to join her in the campaign, sign this petition and spread the word.

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