Force Aidan to Shower

Force Aidan to Shower

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Jack Tapper started this petition to Aidan

Reeking of scallions, Aidan is a complete menace to society. Those who pick up on his putrid odor are forced to undergo an expensive surgical procedure. Due to extensive damage done to the nose by inhaling Aidan’s smell, the nose is removed during this procedure, resulting in a loss of the ability to smell or taste. If there is enough support for this petition, Aidan may realize that showering is a necessary part of life and take a shower for the first time in sixteen (16) years. This would protect thousands of people from losing their smell and taste.

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