Let’s add Nardwuar to the English dictionary!

Let’s add Nardwuar to the English dictionary!

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Jacob Scheer started this petition to Merriam-Webster English Dictionary

Nardwuar the Human Serviette has interviewed hundreds of celebrities in intriguing, often humorous, sometimes startling and always enjoyable ways. For those not familiar with Nardwuar’s body of work, his YouTube channel is a treasure trove of goodness, celebration and mystery. 

Currently, as shown in Nardwuar's Farell Interview, Nardwuar has no English definition. However, Nardwuar is a word which deserves to be added to the dictionary. It's definitions are as follows:

1. Nardwuar (Noun) A stupid name, like Sting or Sinbad.

Example: Aubrey Graham uses the nardwuar Drake when performing as a rapper. Synonym: Moniker, nom de plume,

2. Nardwuar (Verb) To interview in a highly enthusiastic, overly researched, and unconventional way.

Example: Jimmy just nardwuared his teacher, asking her about childhood topics she didn’t know anyone knew about.

Adding this definition to the English dictionary is the best way to honor Nardwuar and his mission for spreading joy and goodness on planet Earth. It is high time that Nardwuar’s name have a dignified status as a word recognized by the English Language.

If we hit 50,000 signatures, this will pressure the authors of Merriam Webster’s English Dictionary to add the word Nardwuar to the Dictionary in 2020.

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