It would mean more than words can say, Adam Sandler.

Please, please, Adam Sandler, come to one of our film club meetings. We appreciate your films on a level beyond what you can imagine.

It will be the sort of thing we will be able to talk about at parties whenever there's a lull in conversation for the rest of our lives. We will tell our grandchildren, and they will tell theirs. You will be hailed as a man of the people for giving some humble high school kids such exposure to such greatness.

We talk about you all the time. You're our favorite celebrity! Much as Adam is the father of mankind, you, Adam Sandler, are the father of cinematic comedy.

Please, Mr. Sandler, come to one of our film club meetings. We meet Thursdays from 4pm-5pm, if you can make it. Thank you.