Get off the Blues bandwagon!!
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Adam Andrews is a hockey curse, plain and simple. As a Canadian Dallas Stars fan that brings bad mojo, he is the last person you want as a Blues fan. After the Blues defeated the Stars in game 7, he decided to jump on the St. Louis Blues bandwagon. Things went downhill from there. I don’t think you need to be reminded of our demise.
During that series (and during the regular season), Adam was no stranger to losing Facebook bets. After one Blues/Stars game, he lost a bet and ended up dying his buttocks in blue dye. Prior to game 7 of the Stars/Blues series, he made a cake that said “Happy Blues Elimination Day” in anticipation of the Stars wining. He ended up having to smash the cake all over himself, and wear his mistake.
Fast forward to this season. Sometime in the middle of the season, Mr. Andrews lost a bet and therefore had to take turns declaring his love for the St. Louis Blues and other central division opponents, cheering for them during every game. During this time, the team that he rooted for did poorly and seemed to improve once Adam’s sentence with the team was up.
The playoffs are back again. After game 1 against the Wild, Mr. Andrews has decided again to root for our beloved Blues. We CAN NOT allow this to happen! Please Blues fans, sign this petition to keep his bad mojo away from us! Mr. Andrews has promised that if we can get 100 signatures, he will stay away from our team, and join the Hawks bandwagon instead. If we don't get the signatures needed, we could have another season end before the ultimate prize. If this doesn’t work, we’re going to bribe him with pickles, because he LOVES pickles! Let's get Adam off our backs and go after Lord Stanley! We deserve it!!! LET’S GO BLUES!!!
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