Get Gritty to host the Oscars.

0 have signed. Let’s get to 200!

• Gritty has never said anything controversial, mainly because he never speaks.

• Gritty is an amazing dancer. Imagine the musical number possibilities.

• They were already gonna pick someone from Philly. Might as well stick with the City of the Year and pick the being who best embodies Philadelphia.

• We all know that we want to see Bradley Cooper get shot by a t-shirt cannon.

• The Oscars are a joke. We may as well have the beautiful living breathing meme that is Gritty host them.