Let me host the Oscar’s

Let me host the Oscar’s

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Tripp Suetholz started this petition to Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences

Problem
The 2019 Oscar’s ceremony is currently absent a host.

Solution
Allow me, a completely unqualified and frankly revolting youngster, to host the most prestigious film award ceremony in America.

Personal story
Hi, I’m Tripp, and I’m completely obsessed with film. At first it was just the pretty pictures on the screen. This progressed on to those who portrayed the characters, how they prepared themselves for their roles, how a director leaves their “watermark” on a film, how popular films can influence the zeitgeist. I spent late night poring over the classics. Taxi Driver, Blade Runner, Apocalypse Now, Citizen Kane, Eraserhead, The Shining. I found myself encounteting the evolutions of those groundbreaking, genre-setting masterpieces. From Taxi Driver to Drive. From Apocalypse Now to Pandorum. From Citizen Kane to There Will Be Blood. In summation, I wasted my whole life watching these movies, and now I want something to show for it. Put me on your tv show, I have nice dimples.

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