In order to ensure no egregious human rights violations, and in the interests of pure entertainment and for historical posterity there should be LIVE and constant coverage in the immediate vicinity of all entrances, access points, and or public roads leading to the area in the Nevada dessert known simply as "Area 51"

A large contingent of Americans plan to visit, or raid, the military installation occupying the area surrounding Groom Lake in September 20th. While not an organized effort, the joke has grown so large as to need the media's coverage to ensure we are all updated and aware of the events (if any) of the day without the potential for cover up or downplaying by the US Military,  or government at large.