Dear ABC Executives,

We humbly demand that you offer Katie Halper (@kthalps) a position as Co-Host of your hit television show The View. We believe that Katie will offer an important point of "View" as a Jewish woman who has a history and reputation for holding politicians from both sides of the political spectrum accountable for their actions. We believe that it would be better for the country and for your rating if there was a true voice of the political left on your show, and we believe that many amazing conversations will happen all over the country as a result of not replacing one fascist host with another pseudo-fascist host.