My name is Zayne. Today I will be protesting my word for, “A free pony for every Canadian Citizen” You’re probably wondering, “why would anyone create such an absurd argument?” I will give you your answer. I just ask for a minute of your time. 

I say every Canadian should be provided a free pony by the government. My reasoning for this is because ponies can solve many things. Including sadness and loneliness. If someone has a pony they will no longer be lonely, or sad. It could also solve many other things, such as anxiety and depression, etc. This can also help slow down climate change by using ponies and horses for transportation and carrying freight, and they can also help in farming industries. 

“Well what if I don’t want a pony?” Oh you don’t have to have one, this is only for people who WANT one. “What if the pony gets put with an abusive owner?” We will have HPS (Horse Protective Services) organizations for that. 

Please sign my petition if you agree with my statement. Thank you for your time.