On the 6th of December, Faisal *family name redacted* celebrated his *age redacted*th birthday. He celebrated it with his beloved family; cake, of course, was a necessity for such a momentous occasion. His gracious parents gave him a phone for his birthday (as expected), and all the cousins were excited for him to finally join the official cousins group and flex on all sirs and ladies with his new AirPods! But alas, the phone came without a SIM card. All of the cousins were heartbroken by this tragedy; they are seeking therapeutic help as we speak. Therefore, we urge the parents of Faisal *family name redacted* to get him a SIM card so that he may finally be able to join the wonderful, memeful WhatsApp group that is Le Cuisines.

Thank you.