Started 6 petitions
Petition To Legally Change The Crocodile Name To 'Swamp Dog'.
Since the dawn of mankind, evolution has allowed us to progress into that next step - our greater form and with that, our next fitting name. Like the homo erectus to the modern homo sapien, the crocodile is at a peak but it's name has always been a step backward. They are the Swamp Dog. "Let's call these prehistoric puppies what they really are and that's Swamp Dogs."-Some Scientist lmao - WokenNews.com
Help Find Quasimodo A New Home
After the tragedy that occured at Notre-Dame Cathedral, Woken News is asking to also bring the attention of finding Quasimodo a new home. - WokenNews.com
Facebook Change Double Standard For Memes/Nipples.
Non-Discriminatory Memes: Reportable Images With Female Nipple: Reportable Facebook deliberately adding disclaimer for videos with real gore/snuff: Accepted It's a very real double standard in Facebook's community standards and we here at Woken News Network want to see it change. We're calling on Facebook.com for the same treatment these videos get too. If humor, art and the human body will result in it's users to be temporarily banned but not the actual real-life horrors of the world: Why not add a similar disclaimer and let users to decide what they should and shouldn't see.. because your priorities in this seem illogical. Sincerely, WokenNews.com
Elon Musk To Send Team Up To Get Opportunity Rover.
On Feburary 13th, 2019 - Rover Opportunity had passed away - leading the world into a Valentine's Day brokenhearted. Woken News Network (WokenNews.com) is calling for Elon Musk to send up a team and that Rover could come down home and have the proper burial he deserves. Forever in our thoughts, Woken News
Make Shaggy A DLC In Mortal Kombat 11
Woken News Network (WokenNews.com) is taking the much needed initiative of starting this petition to make Shaggy a DLC character for Mortal Kombat 11. We're calling on Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment to give the fans the fighter they most certainly need. - Woken News
Replace Smokey With Pedobear As Mascot For Wildfire Prevention.
Wildfires are on the rise and we're calling on the U.S. Forest Service to make this crucial change. Smokey the Bear is outdated and needs to be replaced with a voice that will speak to today's youth. We're talking about Pedobear. Pedobear is current, familiar and the youth already love him. Pedobear is THE mascot these children need.