While the American government considers military action in Syria, the American people won’t stop talking about Miley Cyrus’s butt. There is only one solution: Miley Cyrus must travel to Syria and twerk on President Bashar al-Assad. Then, nobody could ignore the continuing violence and its far-reaching geopolitical implications.
It's up to you, Miley. Move the party from the USA to Syria and take a Wrecking Ball to political apathy.