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  • Petitioned Nirvana Beach Liquor, Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia

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Nirvana Beach Liquor, Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia

Nirvana Beach Liquor, Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia: Ask your hipster staff to serve customers, not eat avocado sandwiches

    1. Lockie Harris
    2. Petition by

      Lockie Harris

      Bondi, Australia

Without bringing too many negative vibes to what must be a super cool Bondi workplace, we the undersigned would like to respectfully ask the staff at Nirvana Beach Liquor to serve customers rather than just do cool stuff, like eat homemade avocado sandwiches.

As committed and incredibly talented Bondi hipsters, we understand that doing really boring stuff, like having both staff using both cash registers during the busy periods, must be totes unimportant to you dude. But for those of us who just want to buy a beer on our way home from the beach it is mind-bendingly annoying to stand in a long line of thirsty customers while one half of the customer service team squeezes lemon onto thin slices of avocado spread on ironically working class white bread.

It's possible that our frustration is exaggerated by envy of your roguishly bohemian hairstyle and glassy-eyed optimism, but regardless, we the undersigned respectfully request that you do us a favour, and sell us beer.

To:
Nirvana Beach Liquor, Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia
Ask your hipster staff to serve customers not eat avocado sandwiches

Sincerely,
[Your name]

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      Lockie Harris
      Petition Organizer

      Just returned to Nirvana, both cash registers were working for a short time, but then Hipster Supremo decided to start practising Spanish with a customer, back to one cash registers, line grows....... hell.

    2. Reached 25 signatures

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    • Cate Mathers SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA
      • over 1 year ago

      If they are going to eat avocado on toast can they at least have it without the bread.

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    • Angus Harris AUSTRALIA
      • over 1 year ago

      I'm on the 333

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      • over 1 year ago

      I like beer, and I believe a decent level of customer service is reasonable to expect when forking out hard earned cash. Damn you hipsters, try to be less hip and more bloody useful! I have been known to slap hipsters.

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    • Kate I VANCOUVER, CANADA
      • over 1 year ago

      Hipsters, be cool yo. You are misrepresenting a whole bunch of us Bondi-ites abroad.

      And ps. white bread? Geez.

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    • Sean Smith THORNLEIGH, AUSTRALIA
      • over 1 year ago

      You should add some chia seeds to your avocado dude

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