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  • Petitioned Jesus Christ

This petition was delivered to:

Jesus Christ

Eat my face.

    1. Tim James
    2. Petition by

      Tim James

      Oakland, CA

Look, who doesn't want Jesus to eat his face. Nobody, that's who!

Jesus Christ
Eat my face.

[Your name]

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