GIVE MY COUNTLESS FAST FOOD GIFT CERTIFICATES TO A HOMELESS PERSON
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In the 21st century, the Mickey D or Sonic or Burger King <a href="http://etc...GIF">etc...GIF</a>T CARD has replaced that god awful tie from Aunt Bertha and Uncle Ted.<br /><br />This year alone, I believe that I have enough of these "fast food eat free" cards to enter the New Year 2010.<br /><br />The other day, with my distinctive collar and red shirt, I was stopped by a homeless family. Of course, I called our distribution center, and our feeding center, but then I remembered that I had, in my topcoat pocket, a few of these gift cards. <br /><br />I brought them all to Burger King, and the kids had <a href="http://FUN.....and">FUN.....and</a> ate to their heart's content.<br /><br />GIVE UP THOSE GIFT CARDS....."ADD WEIGHT" TO OTHERS, AND LOSE SOME ON YOUR CORPULENT <a href="http://FRAME.....LOL">FRAME.....LOL</a>.
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