Why is he Orange?
  • Petitioned John Boehner

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Speaker of the House
John Boehner

Why is he Orange?

    1. Petition by

      bubba kincaid

      MS

He don't look right. He's orange. I dunno it could be a cream he rubs on at night when he might rub things like that all over him but maybe it is something else? Maybe he smokes so much his face is orange from the smoke, I think he gets free cartons from the tobacco companies. Possibly he is injecting himself with a hormone that would explain his crying as well. The other thing I don't like to think about is the chance he is not human at abut a foreign alien planetary creature that is barely able to maintain his human like appearance. This couldalso explain his crying.

Please help me get to the bottom of this. He is speaker of the house still I think.

Thanks,

Bubba

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    • John R. Young EAST NORRITON, PA
      • about 2 years ago

      You're right! His face is orange, but he looks like Mr. Potato Head! And he pronounces his name like Baner, when it's spelled like Boner, which is what I call him anyway!

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    • Margaret R HAZEL GREEN, AL
      • about 2 years ago

      lol

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    • b t VICTOR, NY
      • about 2 years ago

      Maybe a little to close to Donald Trump. Noticed Romny is also orange too. I will vote for black over orange any day.

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    • b t VICTOR, NY
      • about 2 years ago

      Its all the bullshit leaking out. Romney is orage too. Is called Trumpism.

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    • Lance Duncan PAHOA, HI
      • about 2 years ago

      Because exposure to "Agent Orange' has been proven toxic and to reate psychological debilitation, and we can't have that happening to someone responsible for the House of Representatives.

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