Stop your brutal clubbing of baby seals
  • Petitioned Vanderbilt University Football Team

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Vanderbilt University Football Team

Stop your brutal clubbing of baby seals

    1. Sherman Ave
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      Sherman Ave

      Evanston, IL

Baby seals are among the most adorable and precious animals on this planet. The brutal clubbing that they suffer at the hands of the Vanderbilt University Football Team is an international outrage and an affront to all dignity. #GetFuckedVandy

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    • Benjamin Williams EVANSTON, IL
      • about 2 years ago

      Seals are innocent. Vanderbilt is not.

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    • Sam Sanger STAUNTON, VA
      • about 2 years ago

      Simply because all life has dignity and brutality toward living things is a sign of the level to which our sense of humanity has fallen.

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    • Michele Mercer CASA GRANDE, AZ
      • about 2 years ago

      Why are these butt plug football players doing clubbing seals... You fucking scum bags I hope you die of a football injury..

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    • vicki davis ECRU, MS
      • about 2 years ago

      Stop clubbing seals and start clubbing chickens, nigga. Way more delicious. Yum to tha dome!

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    • Valerie Morris PARRISH, FL
      • about 2 years ago

      Because fuck you, that's why it's important to me. What a question to ask.

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