Pick Michael Whitney to be the next Bachelor!
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Pick Michael Whitney to be the next Bachelor!

    1. Kate Stayman-London
    2. Petition by

      Kate Stayman-London

      Los Angeles, CA

Every season, we see bachelors who are interested in themselves -- but Michael Whitney is interested in changing the world. He fights injustice on a daily basis, helping everyone from factory workers to sad Christmas puppies to people who just don't like Nickelback. Here are some other things you should know about Michael:

1) He is always saying hilarious things that are easily taken out of context -- RATINGS!

2) He owns a shirt festooned with keyboard cats -- RATINGS!

3) He sometimes gets drunk and snaps his fingers -- RATINGS!

4) He often forgets to wear pants -- this could be the making of truly the most dramatic rose ceremony ever.

Michael has been deeply involved in the Occupy movement, and given the chance, we know he would occupy the hearts of the American people. Don't pass up this amazing opportunity to make Michael Whitney not just the next bachelor, but the greatest bachelor of all time.

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    • Sarah Ryan SAN FRANCISCO, CA
      • 10 months ago

      i don't watch the bachelor. but i'd watch that season in a heartbeat.

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    • Brie Rogers Lowery LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM
      • over 2 years ago

      he can make anyone laugh!

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    • Pulin Modi WASHINGTON, UNITED STATES
      • over 2 years ago

      Better him than me

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