• Petitioning Stephen Colbert

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Stephen Colbert
CBS

Hire Dave Hill as band leader of your talk show

    1. Petition by

      Shawn Setnicky

      Manchester Township, NJ

He's funny, sexy, he can talk his way through any conversation like butter, and he's one kick ass musician.

Sure, you could try and call King Diamond, but that guy's usually out of the country and doesn't answer his phone. Plus he plays with fire too much and you don't want your beautiful wood floors to catch fire.

Dave on the other hand is one of the nicest and most rockin guys I know. 

With his fashion sense he could also double as wardrobe consultant. You ever need to take a vacation or call out sick? You've got a fill in standing twenty feet away.

To:
Stephen Colbert
CBS
Hire Dave Hill as band leader of your talk show

Sincerely,
[Your name]

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    • Brannon Wyndesor GRAYLING, MI
      • 23 days ago

      I enjoy the entertainment of both Stephen Colbert and Dave Hill.

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    • Andrew DiLauro WEEHAWKEN, NJ
      • 3 months ago

      Because anyone can go 'safe'. Go funky, Mr. Colbert

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    • Daniel Forsythe ABERDEEN, OH
      • 4 months ago

      Dave Hill is great.

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    • Andrew Fetter INDIANAPOLIS, IN
      • 4 months ago

      He'd be a great fit for the show. He's a great guitar player, and he's hilarious. I think he'd have really good chemistry with Colbert.

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    • Angela Parrish NEW YORK, NY
      • 4 months ago

      Dave Hill is the best.

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