He's funny, sexy, he can talk his way through any conversation like butter, and he's one kick ass musician.
Sure, you could try and call King Diamond, but that guy's usually out of the country and doesn't answer his phone. Plus he plays with fire too much and you don't want your beautiful wood floors to catch fire.
Dave on the other hand is one of the nicest and most rockin guys I know.
With his fashion sense he could also double as wardrobe consultant. You ever need to take a vacation or call out sick? You've got a fill in standing twenty feet away.