Verify that Mitt Romney is not an Oompa Loompa
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Verify that Mitt Romney is not an Oompa Loompa

    1. Nina  Potts-Jefferies
    2. Petition by

      Nina Potts-Jefferies

      PHOENIX, AZ

As seen in many recent appearances and interviews, Mitt Romney seems to share characteristics to am Oompa Loompa. As the U.S. Constitution stipulates, a person must be a U.S. citizen. As this implies that a "citizen" is a human being, and there are no records of DNA to prove Mitt Romney is human, we demand that an investigation be launched to prove that he is 100% human. DNA sampling can prove such requirements, and within a reasonable time frame before the November 2012 elections.

U.S. citizens would not vote for a donkey or an elephant to be President even if it met all of the Constitutional requirements, and we have a right to know that the "person" running for office is in fact a 100% human animal. Mitt Romney has been presented in various startling shades of orange, a common Oompa Loompa trait, and although he is taller than 4 feet, this suggests he may be a human and Oompa Loompa hybrid. His hair color may not sport the typical green shade of Oompa Loompas, a simple box of hair dye or trip to a republican friendly salon could easily be disguising that trait. Until it is proven that he is in fact not an Oompa Loompa, it would be deceitful and unconciounable to place him on the November ballot for president. Also, this calls into question any current and past political positions he has help, possibly making them null and void.

We, the American People urge you, this must be solved before November 2012 elections.

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    • Anna Kelly STONE, UNITED KINGDOM
      • almost 2 years ago

      I can't put into words how fabulous this committee is

      I mean

      Just

      Wow

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    • Will Berrington NOTTINGHAM, UNITED KINGDOM
      • almost 2 years ago

      Oompa Loompas are terrible, horrible creatures. Put one in charge and god knows what will happen.

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    • Alistair Peet STONE, UNITED KINGDOM
      • almost 2 years ago

      Because we don't want an Oompa Loompa running the U.S

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    • Chris Babb-Cheshul RINGGOLD, GA
      • about 2 years ago

      It would be so refreshing for Mitt to do ANYTHING to please liberal America (who are still PART of America!)

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    • Daniel Bifano ANN ARBOR, MI
      • about 2 years ago

      I demand proof! What are you hiding Mitt Romney? Produce a sample of your DNA and pet all of our questions to rest.

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