Prove you're not a Cylon.
  • Petitioned Mitt Romney

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Mitt Romney

Prove you're not a Cylon.

    1. Petition by

      Steve Place

Mitt Romney's interest with President Obama's birth certificate is only a distraction from his darkest secret: Mitt Romney is a Cylon. It's obvious that if a Cylon rose to power and infilltrated America's highest office, the future of humanity would hang in the balance. Here is some evidence to support my claim:

1) Senator John McCain — AKA: Col. Saul Tigh, a known Cylon — refuses to be seen with Mitt Romney, for a fear of being discovered. 

2) Until recently, Mitt Romney had never been to WaWa.. What professional politican who has spent the last decade campaigning hasn't been to WaWa? A goddamn Cylon.

3) Mitt Romney is confused about the concept of "birth cirtificate" because he was never actually born.

 

To:
Mitt Romney
I just signed the following petition addressed to: Mitt Romney.

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I want Mitt Romney to prove he's not a Cylon.

Because a Cylon president would obviously destroy humanity.
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Sincerely,

Sincerely,
[Your name]

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    • Isaac Spivack JAMESTOWN, RI
      • about 2 years ago

      Cyclons Must Be Stopped!

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    • Peter Dysart RICHFIELD, MN
      • about 2 years ago

      Frakkin toasters

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    • Steve Cohen SAINT PAUL, MN
      • about 2 years ago

      Because it is now standard requirement of office to prove the place, date, national jurisdiction and nature of your birth, and to do so in the form of a rebuttal (like "I am not a Kenyan". It's only fair.

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    • Irene Herman SEATTLE, WA
      • about 2 years ago

      Mitt Romney, if not a Cylon, is a politician who refuses to acknowledge his humanity. He is a robot-whore for the 1%, willing to sacrifice the working world for an extra $. I'm not sure if he, or a Cylon is worse to rule our country.

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    • Brian Miller PORT SAINT LUCIE, FL
      • about 2 years ago

      Do we really want Earth to end up like Caprica?

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