Michael & Kristiane: We hear you're thinking about moving... Move to DC!
  • Petitioned Kristiane Skolmen

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Kristiane Skolmen
Michael Whitmney

Michael & Kristiane: We hear you're thinking about moving... Move to DC!

    1. Summer Buckley
    2. Petition by

      Summer Buckley

      Tucson, AZ

There are many reasons why Michael Whitney and Kristiane should move to DC;

1. We have a lovely fall season
2. Our office is way cooler than Buffalo's, Seattle's, SF's and NYC's.
3. We have every vegan, vegetarian, pescatarian, i-eat-only-gelato-atarian, and hardcore-meatatarian restaurant you could possibly imagine... all in one block.
4. Scary bike hills? Not in DC!
5. Outrageous rent and impossible housing searches? Not in DC!
6. There is a huge campaign and email team that likes you here.
7. We have bowling and tricycles.
8. Chop't, Michael Whitney?
9. We'll find you a puppy. And you can bring it to the office.
10. You can work from a couch and not have to Skype in - "WFH"
11. Kristiane's Facebook 'About' section states she already lives here.
12. Because Lady Obama is your neighbor.
13. You're only young once, why not enjoy this wonderful city - for more than 6 months
14. Because this is Summer's first Change.org petition... (awe)
15. And lastly - because Tim, Pulin, Jenna and everyone else want to see your bright smiling faces every morning.

Recent signatures


    1. Reached 10 signatures


    Reasons for signing

    • Mark Anthony Dingbaum WASHINGTON, DC
      • about 2 years ago

      What other office periodically does "Drag Brunch?" That's what I thought.

    • Nick Gaw WASHINGTON, DC
      • about 2 years ago

      This is important to me because Michael, my adopted son, has not been doing his chores because of the time he's spent in Buffalo. MOVE TO DC AND CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM.


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