Let's face it: DC is an ecological and cultural swamp that doesn't even compare to the joy that is NYC. Matt and Patty have been there way too long and it's high time for a Change.
But now the radical left is launching a selfish, politically-motivated campaign to keep the Slutsky family in DC. We can't let that happen.
Stand up for what's right, and join the Slutsky NYC movement!
Signing this also means you agree that BJW smells bad.