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Please stop making babies in March.

    1. debra cleaver
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      debra cleaver

      San Francisco, CA

Ok, guys, here's the deal: December is a challenging social month as it is with all the holiday parties. Once you add birthdays to the mix, December becomes damn near impossible. There is only one way to address this: cut back on the number of December births. I know, I know, March is a terribly boring month and there isn't much to do besides, you know, make babies. Well, tough. Think of the nightmare that December has begun, and do the right thing.

To:
Everyone
Please stop making babies in March. All of these December babies are making social planning difficult.

Sincerely,
[Your name]

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    • debra cleaver SAN FRANCISCO, CA
      • almost 2 years ago

      think of the poor december babies: they always get stiffed on gifts.

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