Allow Mayonnaise to be a musical instrument
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Allow Mayonnaise to be a musical instrument

    1. Robert Tomko
    2. Petition by

      Robert Tomko

      Dallas, TX

If Congress is idiotic enough to allow pizza to be a vegetable, and to attempt to censor the Internet, then they're idiotic enough to allow this.

To:
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I just signed the following petition addressed to: Congress.

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Allow Mayonnaise to be a musical instrument

If Congress is idiotic enough to allow pizza to be a vegetable, and to attempt to censor the Internet, then they're idiotic enough to allow this.
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Sincerely,

Sincerely,
[Your name]

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    • Bob McDaidaca EAST WINDSOR,, NJ
      • over 2 years ago

      When I was 5 years old, my father gave me a dollar. Me and that dollar went everywhere together. We were like brothers. Then, one day, at the beach, I was so hot, and I was so thristy. I SPENT IT ON A SODA!!!!!!!!!!

      MY BEST FRIEND!! ON A SODA!!!!!! WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?

      Then, I was walking in the grocery store, and I met my first mayonnaise. It was love at first sight. I wanted to play it so badly. But then Squidward told me it was not an instrument! Congress! Pass a law for once! Make mayonnaise an instrument!

      For the dollar-less forever alone mayonnaisists!!!!

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    • Olivia Agostini NOYB, MA
      • over 2 years ago

      MAYONNAISE IS AN INSTRUMENT!!!!

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    • Malcolm Rivera PLANT CITY, FL
      • over 2 years ago

      I believe that people should have a voice. I feel that our voices should be augmented by mayonnaise.

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    • Gary Thomas LAKELAND, FL
      • over 2 years ago

      I've been affected by discrimination

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    • Carson True MYRTLE BEACH, SC
      • over 2 years ago

      Well, if they aren't going to do anything about Martin, we can at least fix this injustice.

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